Power Rankings
Weekly Community Democracy
The community has spoken! Here are this week's most... memorable officiating performances. Where chaos meets democracy, and everyone gets a voice (except the refs).
Season Ended
Final rankings for Week of May 12-18, 2025 (2024-25 NBA Season)
Next voting opens: October 2025 (Next Season)
Demo Power Rankings
This is a demonstration of our power rankings system using mock data. The voting results shown are fictional and created for entertainment purposes. Real community voting will begin with the 2025-26 NBA season, where fans can vote weekly for their least favorite officiating performances.
The Weekly Distinguished Service Awards*
Week of May 12-18, 2025 - As voted by the people (who clearly have opinions)
*Achievement unlocked: Making fans question the laws of physics
SCOTT FOSTER
This Week's Greatest Hits:
- Single-handedly decided 3 games this week
- Perfect record of controversial calls
- Made Chris Paul question reality again
TONY BROTHERS
This Week's Greatest Hits:
- Technical foul masterclass vs. Warriors
- Invented new foul categories mid-game
- Still brothers with chaos
MARC DAVIS
This Week's Greatest Hits:
- Ejected a water bottle for unsportsmanlike conduct
- Called 27 technicals in one game
- Home court advantage? What's that?
ED MALLOY
This Week's Greatest Hits:
- Made LeBron reconsider retirement
- Consistent inconsistency across all games
- Pioneered the 'surprise travel call'
JACYN GOBLE
This Week's Greatest Hits:
- Set new record for most calls per game
- Whistle addiction support group founding member
- Never met a foul he didn't like
ZACH ZARBA
This Week's Greatest Hits:
- Mastered the art of selective blindness
- Called phantom fouls visible only to him
- Made fans appreciate other referees
COURTNEY KIRKLAND
This Week's Greatest Hits:
- Discovered new physics laws during gameplay
- Technical foul artist of the week
- Made coaches question their life choices
How This Democracy Works
Every week, we let the people decide who provided the most... memorable officiating experience
The Voting
Every Monday, we open voting for referees who had... let's call them "standout" performances from the previous week. Democracy in action!
The Crown
The referee with the most votes wins our weekly "Most Memorable" award. It's an honor they probably don't want, but definitely earned.
The Trends
We track voting trends, repeat winners, and seasonal patterns. Some referees are consistent overachievers in the chaos department.
Recent Hall of Fame Inductees
The refs who made the biggest impression on our democracy
Week | Winner | Votes |
---|---|---|
Jun 9-15 | TONY BROTHERS | 2,456 |
Jun 2-8 | SCOTT FOSTER | 3,123 |
May 26-Jun 1 | MARC DAVIS | 1,987 |
May 19-25 | SCOTT FOSTER | 2,834 |
May 12-18 | ED MALLOY | 2,156 |
Fun Fact: Scott Foster has won 3 of the last 8 weeks. That's either consistency or a concerning pattern. You decide!
Want to Join the Democracy?
Real voting will begin with the 2025-26 NBA season! Follow us or check back next October to cast your vote for the week's most... distinguished officiating performance.